Nope, I Got Nothing

I discovered house guests in my shower this morning. First I noticed a spider...a big one...about the size of a quarter. Ughhh! Ran to get a shoe. Whacked the spider and was adjusting the shower curtain when I noticed something dark moving across the shower curtain liner...A ROACH!

SPLAT! EWWWWWWW!!!!

It must be the unusually wet and humid weather because I can't remember the last time I saw a roach in my house.

While I was showering I tried to come up with a joke.

I knew it needed to be a clean joke.

Hmmmm......

"A roach and a spider are hanging out in the shower, the spider turns to the roach and says, "____________________"

?????????????????????????????????????

Nope.....I got nothing.