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I'm a Recovering Drama Queen. I got tired of the same old lines.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Who's There?

And now, for your reading pleasure, the bestest Easter joke ever!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Ether who?

Ether Bunny

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Andy Who?

Andy 'nother Ether Bunny (If we were in person you'd look at me with disgust)

Knock Knock!

Who's there? (You can't help but ask at this point)


Stella who?

Stella 'nother Ether Bunny (More glares as you wonder why you're going along with this)

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Consumption who? (you say in a really irritated voice)

Consumption be done about all these Ether Bunnies?!!!!!!

And with that I say "Happy Easter!", and you'll probably never again ask, "Who's there?"


  1. And yet... I kept reading!

    Happy Ether to you as well.

    And Happy Spring!

  2. Finally, I have some new material for my daughter. I made the mistake of starting her career in Knock-knock jokes with the one about the banana that ends in 'Orange you glad I didn't say banana?' Now the punch line to all of her jokes is 'Aren't you glad I didn't say...' Ruined for life as a comedianne!