And now, for your reading pleasure, the bestest Easter joke ever!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether Bunny
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Andy
Andy Who?
Andy 'nother Ether Bunny (If we were in person you'd look at me with disgust)
Knock Knock!
Who's there? (You can't help but ask at this point)
Stella
Stella who?
Stella 'nother Ether Bunny (More glares as you wonder why you're going along with this)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Consumption
Consumption who? (you say in a really irritated voice)
Consumption be done about all these Ether Bunnies?!!!!!!
And with that I say "Happy Easter!", and you'll probably never again ask, "Who's there?"
About Me
- Stephanie D
- I'm a Recovering Drama Queen. I got tired of the same old lines.
And yet... I kept reading!
ReplyDeleteHappy Ether to you as well.
And Happy Spring!
Finally, I have some new material for my daughter. I made the mistake of starting her career in Knock-knock jokes with the one about the banana that ends in 'Orange you glad I didn't say banana?' Now the punch line to all of her jokes is 'Aren't you glad I didn't say...' Ruined for life as a comedianne!
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