My ex used to roll over and whack his manhood on the side of my thigh to let me know he was "in the mood for lovin".
So I tried whacking him in the head with a can of polish and a rag to let him know I was "in the mood for a clean car"
Wax on, Whack off!
He also used to tell me I had no sex drive.
I drive perfectly,
I just didn't want to when he was in my car.