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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Eye Catching

So many of you have posted things about eyes lately. I found it quite hysterical that my stepmother sent me this email today!

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a

gorgeous Blonde sitting at the next table..He had been checking

her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . ..

Wait for it .. .....

It's coming .... .....

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She said ... ..:

'You just happened to catch my eye.'


  1. Eyes are one of the last things I notice on people. Fortunately, brown is usually a safe guess.

  2. I laughed out loud and I'm smiling still! Thank you.


  3. HaHa I could make out this is my story!!

  4. Ahahahaha! That's awesome! Great email from your stepmother so thanks for sharing!

  5. Nice one... I'm usually too surprised when someone rolls their eyes at me to catch them and roll them back... I'll get my coat...

  6. hahahah! i really should have seen this coming -- ar, ar -- but i didn't. very cute. big a big smile on me face:)

  7. meant put a big smile on me face:)

  8. oh. my. goodness. hahaha. that was so cheesy it was hilarious.

  9. I love cheesy humor.

    The boys love eyeball humor.

    Win win.


  10. Moaning! And NOT in a good way. Or is that groaning? LOL

  11. Absolutely hilarious! SOOOO my sense of humor :0)

  12. hahaha eye had to laugh at that one.

  13. Thanks for the laugh! You know I will be using this one at a later date because that's how "eye roll". Bwa-haa-haaa....

  14. Oh my Stephanie. That was...bad. Peeeeewww! LOL! Loved it!


  15. This post is clearly meant to see us through the whole week...